Very Important Note: None of these apply to you. No-one has ever said these things to you. This is not about you.
- There are no rules.
- Just be yourself.
- You don't get to know why. (there may not be a reason)
- You do get to talk (or at least, you ought to).
- You do get to listen (or at least, you ought to).
- You cannot understand this by writing out rules for it.
- Don't shut them down.
- Do express yourself.
- Don't open up too much.
- Do open up a little.
- As we were saying, just be yourself.... except for that. Don't do that, not on a first introduction especially. Actually, if you could stop doing that altogether, that would be nice. But we're not judging!
- And stop acting like a neurotic freak.
- Don't get nervous or uptight.
- Relax.
- Don't talk about anything too personal at first.
- Be open and friendly.
- Don't get self-conscious.
- Think about how exactly you're presenting yourself.
- Just be yourself!
- Don't talk about sex until it's clear they're comfortable with the topic.
- If they talk about sex right away, it means they're not good relationship material. Move on!
- Don't make assumptions.
- Things don't always happen right away.
- You can tell by the end of the first date.
- Don't analyse everything to death.
- Don't put friends in the middle.
- Remember who your friends are.
- You don't need rules. You need to just be yourself.
- There are no rules.
- Except for that.